Alternate Kaiju

[robkelk]

I'm trying to think what the original song would do, but unless Doug needs to summon a crustacean for some reason, I got nothing.

Unless Doug is allergic to shellfish, he will have a really fresh Rock Lobster to cook for  dinner. 

That disappears at the end of the song... I suppose that might be handy if he's on a diet.
--
Rob Kelk
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