SNAPE: So there were two wands, a rubber mouse, a fuzzy bear slipper, a dragon figurine, a chimpanzee, and a howler monkey?
HERMIONE: Yes, Professor, and they were running through the motions of the play at approximately one a.m. last night.
SIRIUS: And Harry was asleep during all of this?
DRACO: Yes. Frankly, I'm fairly certain that he could have slept through a stampede of hippogriffs.
REMUS: That sounds like something Lily would have done... How tired were you this morning? (said to Harry)
HARRY: I only came to breakfast because Draco promised there would be monkeys with clogs on.
SNAPE: I think Remus was hoping for something more quantifiable, Harry.
HARRY:...................
SNAPE: Something which would provide a more accurate estimate as to your state of health.
HARRY:...................
DRACO: Allow me to translate, professor. (to Harry) If you were a grapefruit, am I wearing a raincoat?
HARRY: Oh. I'm really, really sleepy...I liked watching the monkeys...
I have just started reading The Lesser of Two Evils. Fear for me...
One night I got to thinking on the peculiar nature of Akane's love life.
Not really from a fic proper, but rather from an author's note. I find it strangely amusing.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.
HERMIONE: Yes, Professor, and they were running through the motions of the play at approximately one a.m. last night.
SIRIUS: And Harry was asleep during all of this?
DRACO: Yes. Frankly, I'm fairly certain that he could have slept through a stampede of hippogriffs.
REMUS: That sounds like something Lily would have done... How tired were you this morning? (said to Harry)
HARRY: I only came to breakfast because Draco promised there would be monkeys with clogs on.
SNAPE: I think Remus was hoping for something more quantifiable, Harry.
HARRY:...................
SNAPE: Something which would provide a more accurate estimate as to your state of health.
HARRY:...................
DRACO: Allow me to translate, professor. (to Harry) If you were a grapefruit, am I wearing a raincoat?
HARRY: Oh. I'm really, really sleepy...I liked watching the monkeys...
I have just started reading The Lesser of Two Evils. Fear for me...
One night I got to thinking on the peculiar nature of Akane's love life.
Not really from a fic proper, but rather from an author's note. I find it strangely amusing.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.