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Return of the Good, Bad, and Depends-On-Circumstances!
 
#4
Ho-kay, on to the next batch!

 

 

Good

 

 

Turn Me On – David Guetta
Feat. Nikki Minaj – 3:31


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVw7eJ0v ... re=branded

 

 

[Nicki Minaj:]

Docta docta, need you back home, baby

Docta Docta, where you at?

Give me something

I need your love

I need your love

I need your loving

You got that kind of medicine that keeps me comin'

 

My body needs a hero

Come and save me

Something tells me you know how to save me

I've been feeling weird, oh!

Oh, I need you to come and rescue me

 

[Chorus:]

Make me come alive

Come on turn me on

Touch me, save my life

Come on and turn me on

I'm too young to die

Come on and turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

 

Make me come alive

Come on turn me on

Touch me, save my life



Come on and turn me on

I'm too young to die

Come on and turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

 

[Nicki Minaj:]

Oh, you make it, make it right

My temperature is super high

If I scream, if I cry

It's only 'cause I feel alive

 

My body needs a hero

Come and save me

Something tells me you know how to save me

I've been feeling weird, oh!

Oh, I need you to come and rescue me

 

[Chorus:]

Make me come alive

Come on turn me on

Touch me, save my life

Come on and turn me on

I'm too young to die

Come on and turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

 

Make me come alive

Come on turn me on

Touch me, save my life

Come on and turn me on

I'm too young to die

Come on and turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

 

[Bridge:]

You've got my life in the palm of your hands

Come and save me now

I know you can, I know you can

 

Don't let me die young, I just want you to father my young

I just want you to be my docta, we can get it crackin'
chiropractor, I, I, I, I

 

I know you can save me

And make me feel alive

 

[Chorus:]

Make me come alive

Come on turn me on

Touch me, save my life

Come on and turn me on

I'm too young to die

Come on and turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

Turn me on

 

 

 

Power – A healing
song, when Doug touches somebody who is injured (up to or greater then mortal
wounds) they are near-instantly revived and healed, with the added bonus of
being supercharged with energy, be it just physical or related to any powers
they might have. Possible side-effect of the recipient being infatuated with
Doug for the duration.

 

 

As for this next one…. I’ve been debating whether or not to
suggest it….. *shuffles uneasily*….. Ah screw it, might as well dive in head
first.

 

 

Bad

 

 

Jizz In My Pants –
The Lonely Island – 2:32


 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

 

 

 

Lock eyes from across the room

Down my drink while the rhythms boom

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make your way through the smoke and crowd

The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud

Move in close as the lasers fly

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours

Our lips first touch outside your doors

The whole night what we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

This really never happens you can take my word

I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

And now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut

Plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt

I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

 

Now I'll go home and change

 

I need a few things from the grocery

Do things alone now mostly

Left me heartbroken not lookin for love

Surprised in my eyes when I looked above

The checkout counter and I saw a face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me that’s when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?

And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

But were going to need a clean-up on aisle 3

And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

To be fair you were flirting a lot

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like you’re not impressed

One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check

 

Last week - I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

 

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

I went-

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

 

Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?

 

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOURE NEXT TO ME

AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS IT’S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME

YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY

I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT’S A NECESSITY

 

Cuz I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my
pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

Yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

 

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

 

 

 

Power - ……..Ahem.

 

 

 

 

Depends-On-Circumstances

 

 

 

Going the Distance –
Cake – 3:03


 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

 

 

 

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,

Engines pumping and thumping in time.

The green light flashes, the flags go up.

Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.

They deftly maneuverer and muscle for rank,

Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.

Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.

Their prowess is potent and secretly stern.

As they speed through the finish, the flags go down.

The fans get up and they get out of town.

The arena is empty except for one man,

Still driving and striving as fast as he can.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,

And long ago somebody left with the cup.

But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns.

And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

 

He's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

She's all alone

In her time of need.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse,

He's going the distance.

 

No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine,

He's haunted by something he cannot define.

Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,

Assail him, impale him with monster-truck force.

In his mind, he's still driving, still making the grade.

She's hoping in time that her memories will fade.

Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,

And long ago somebody left with the cup.

But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns.

And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

 

Cause he's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

She's all alone

In her time of need.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

He's racing and pacing and plotting the course,

He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

He's going the distance.

He's going for speed.

He's going the distance

 

 

 

 

Power – Definitely
super-speed or some variant thereof, but I get the feeling from the lyrics that
he’d be physically unable to STOP running until the song completed, making it a
bit of a liability. Plus there’s also an ‘ignore anything and everything else’
vibe that could have mental effects as well.

 

 

The next lot should be tomorrow or the day after. So…
Thoughts? *braces self*
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