In Our Town

[Jorlem]

This one is probably one for Doug's evil alternate:  (from S5E1 of MLP:FiM)

Lyrics:

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Starlight Glimmer:Heads high, ponies! Marching proud! [whistle blows] All together now! Every one of you! No pony left behind!
Life is so grand in our town
We're always filled with cheer
We never have to look around
To know that we're all here
[Citizens]
In our town, in our town
We don't have to wait
To find out that our destiny
Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: Let's see those big, happy smiles!
Life is a smile in our town
Our cutie marks the same
Because we do not separate
Ourselves by more than name
[Citizens]
In our town, in our townWe dare not compete
Winning only breeds the worst
Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: You see? Now everypony wins!
Life is a joy in our town
We're all equal here
No one is superior
And no one shakes in fear
[Citizens]
In our town, in our town
We work as a team
You can't have a nightmare
If you never dream
[Starlight Glimmer]
Other ponies argue
Do you ever wonder why?
When you think your talent's special
You don't see eye-to-eye
There's just too many differences
That lead to disarray
But when you learn to act as one
It's like a holiday
[Citizens]
In our town, in our townWe don't complicate
When you learn to simplify
Life is oh, so great
Join in our utopia
Come out of the dark
Banded by equality
By our cutie mark!

I'm thinking this song would induce a mass brainwashing effect, useful for starting or reinforcing a cult.  Also, depowers and reduces the strength and skills of those affected, to the lowest "stat" among them, making them all "equal".
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.