I do not know if Doug's Meta responds well to Karoke, but it shouldn't be hard to produce this.
'Little Maus Two' - By Simon Leo Barber (From 'Eldritch Hop' set in the Tohoe Storyline)Sung to - Little Deuce Coup
"Now, I'm not braggin', babe, so don't put me down But I've got the hottest set of tracks in town When some tank face off with me, I don't even try 'Cause unless he's got Chobham Plate, he's gonna DIE She's my Little Maus Two - you don't know what I got !
Got electromag transmission and a whole lot more Yard of armour on the glacis and a foot on the floor Well, she sprints like a greyhound at a hundred tonnes Got the eighty-eight as spotter for the Naval Gun She's my Little Maus Two- you don't know what I got !
Then we're coming off the line when the lights turn green Faster up through twenty gears than a tank's ever been Now the Tortoise is light, his tracks are startin' to spin But my Porsche-built suspension's really diggin' in She's my Little Maus Two - you don't know what I got !
Hitting twenty-second gear, I've got my paw to the floor Pushing three miles an hour, hear those Maybachs roar The Tortoise running second, 'cause it's understood I got a twelve-pack of diesels sittin' under my hood She's my Little Maus Two - you don't know what I got !"
'Little Maus Two' - By Simon Leo Barber (From 'Eldritch Hop' set in the Tohoe Storyline)Sung to - Little Deuce Coup
"Now, I'm not braggin', babe, so don't put me down But I've got the hottest set of tracks in town When some tank face off with me, I don't even try 'Cause unless he's got Chobham Plate, he's gonna DIE She's my Little Maus Two - you don't know what I got !
Got electromag transmission and a whole lot more Yard of armour on the glacis and a foot on the floor Well, she sprints like a greyhound at a hundred tonnes Got the eighty-eight as spotter for the Naval Gun She's my Little Maus Two- you don't know what I got !
Then we're coming off the line when the lights turn green Faster up through twenty gears than a tank's ever been Now the Tortoise is light, his tracks are startin' to spin But my Porsche-built suspension's really diggin' in She's my Little Maus Two - you don't know what I got !
Hitting twenty-second gear, I've got my paw to the floor Pushing three miles an hour, hear those Maybachs roar The Tortoise running second, 'cause it's understood I got a twelve-pack of diesels sittin' under my hood She's my Little Maus Two - you don't know what I got !"