Hey, stringbean! The ugly head turned around. Yeah you, the walking fungus farm! Didnt anyone ever tell you its impolite to... whoa! Venus cut off her speech in a hurry as somethingtwo somethings, actuallythin and glowing shot out of a metal object lodged in the creatures right shoulder. The projectiles sailed past both her and Mars to sink deep into a snowbank, sending up a hissing cloud of steam and melting half of the piled snow in a matter of seconds.
You want to play rough? Mars asked. Fine by me. Mars Flame Sniper!
The fiery arrow took the creature straight in the head, knocking it over backwards into the snow. Beyond the toppling green goon, Mars could see that Jupiter and Mercury had already gotten the two homeowners out of harms way.
Its toast, Venus reported from somewhere behind Mars.
Not entirely, Mars disagreed, watching the creature twitch in the snow. Its not going anywhere just yet, but I think its still got some fight left in it.
Not that, Venus told her, coming up from the melted snowbank with something in her hand. Those things it shot at us were pieces of toast!
Toast? As in, twice-baked bread, peanut butter and jelly, the only thing Usagi ever seems to eat for breakfast? That kind of toast?
Burnt to a crisp, Venus affirmed, holding up a charred slice of what was indeed toast, black as coal, still steaming after its impact in the snow.
That gets my vote for weirdest attack of the year, Mars muttered.
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Well, I was sort of keeping watch for you earlier, and I guess a few people got nervous when I gave them the old hairy eyeball routine.
Hairy eyeball? Michiru asked with a pained look.
What? Its a common expression.
As unlikely as it sounds, Ami said, I think she actually got one right for a change. Im sure Ive seen that phrase in a few books.
Well _of course_ I got it right, Ami-chan. Minako sounded a bit miffed. Im like the Mounties; I always get a tan.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.
You want to play rough? Mars asked. Fine by me. Mars Flame Sniper!
The fiery arrow took the creature straight in the head, knocking it over backwards into the snow. Beyond the toppling green goon, Mars could see that Jupiter and Mercury had already gotten the two homeowners out of harms way.
Its toast, Venus reported from somewhere behind Mars.
Not entirely, Mars disagreed, watching the creature twitch in the snow. Its not going anywhere just yet, but I think its still got some fight left in it.
Not that, Venus told her, coming up from the melted snowbank with something in her hand. Those things it shot at us were pieces of toast!
Toast? As in, twice-baked bread, peanut butter and jelly, the only thing Usagi ever seems to eat for breakfast? That kind of toast?
Burnt to a crisp, Venus affirmed, holding up a charred slice of what was indeed toast, black as coal, still steaming after its impact in the snow.
That gets my vote for weirdest attack of the year, Mars muttered.
Sailor Moon: Millenials
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Well, I was sort of keeping watch for you earlier, and I guess a few people got nervous when I gave them the old hairy eyeball routine.
Hairy eyeball? Michiru asked with a pained look.
What? Its a common expression.
As unlikely as it sounds, Ami said, I think she actually got one right for a change. Im sure Ive seen that phrase in a few books.
Well _of course_ I got it right, Ami-chan. Minako sounded a bit miffed. Im like the Mounties; I always get a tan.*********
There's no need to hear, I can shout you.