From Beast Lord,
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Dumbledore sighed. Am I supposed to believe you tied up Fawkes with some Muggle Ducked Tape, dipped him in tar, covered him with neon pink chicken feathers, made him into a weather vane, and put him on top of the North Tower, all for his own good?

