51) "The world is about to be invaded. Wanna go see a movie after"
(Walter, we do not get invaded or attacked THAT often. -Gen. Landry)
(What about last Tuesday, when Ba'al attacked? -Col. Carter)
(Or two Fridays past when the Human form Replicators attempted to infiltrate the SGC? -Teal'c)
(And according to Tokra intellegence the Retu are amassing an army. -Dr. Jackson)
(Ok, people. I get the point. -Landry)
52) "My ship is the biggest in the fleet."
(Was this one from Frey or Thor? -Daniel)
(I do believe it was Himendell. -Teal'c)
44) "Would you like to find out what else the Ancient knowledge contained"
(Are you serious Jack? The anthropology department would love to...)
The rest of Dr. Jacksons' reply has been scribbled out
33) "Any System Lord would definitely make you their queen"
(Am I the only one creeped out that Ba'al took the time to pop by and write this? -Jack)
(-shudder- This is so wrong. -Cam)
(Ya' think? -Sam)
34) "The NID aren't the only group that does their best work in the shadows"
(This is SUPPOST to be the most secure base on Earth! How the hell did Mayborne get in here! -O'Neill)
(I have my ways Jack. -Harry)
(SECURITY!)
35) "If you're a Tokra, does that mean you like having snakes in your mouth"
(Don't let Anise hear you Jack. -Daniel)
(I'll tell her you said it. -Jack)
(You wouldn't... -Daniel)
(Try me. -Jack)
36) "Maybe it's just the recent electrocution, but I think we have a spark"
(Siler, only you can make an accident into a pickup line. -Carter)
77) "Let me invade your galaxy."
(Well, the Ori are clearly trying to mess with our heads. Must be getting desperate. -Jack)
(Kind of makes you wonder just what beings made of energy would do... -Janet)
(Doc. Your mind, it's in the gutter, might want to pick it up. -Jack)
56) "Just because I no longer have a physical body does not mean I know nothing of servicing another."
(That glowing ball of white light was an Ancient wasn't it? -Cam)
(I'm positive that was Oma Desala...-Daniel)
(This is one of the strange things I should be getting used to, huh? -Cam)
(Yeah. -Sam)
57) "In Nature, all beings eventually pair off. Would you be interested in this activity?"
(So, let me get this straight. The Nox snuck in, while invisible I might add, just to write a pick-up line? -Gen. Landry)
(Do we have to give you the "stranger things have happened" lecture again, sir? -Col. Carter)
(Hank, we travel through a big stone ring, that is kept 28 stories underground, to go to other planets. Everything about this place is weird. -Jack)
(Walter, we do not get invaded or attacked THAT often. -Gen. Landry)
(What about last Tuesday, when Ba'al attacked? -Col. Carter)
(Or two Fridays past when the Human form Replicators attempted to infiltrate the SGC? -Teal'c)
(And according to Tokra intellegence the Retu are amassing an army. -Dr. Jackson)
(Ok, people. I get the point. -Landry)
52) "My ship is the biggest in the fleet."
(Was this one from Frey or Thor? -Daniel)
(I do believe it was Himendell. -Teal'c)
44) "Would you like to find out what else the Ancient knowledge contained"
(Are you serious Jack? The anthropology department would love to...)
The rest of Dr. Jacksons' reply has been scribbled out
33) "Any System Lord would definitely make you their queen"
(Am I the only one creeped out that Ba'al took the time to pop by and write this? -Jack)
(-shudder- This is so wrong. -Cam)
(Ya' think? -Sam)
34) "The NID aren't the only group that does their best work in the shadows"
(This is SUPPOST to be the most secure base on Earth! How the hell did Mayborne get in here! -O'Neill)
(I have my ways Jack. -Harry)
(SECURITY!)
35) "If you're a Tokra, does that mean you like having snakes in your mouth"
(Don't let Anise hear you Jack. -Daniel)
(I'll tell her you said it. -Jack)
(You wouldn't... -Daniel)
(Try me. -Jack)
36) "Maybe it's just the recent electrocution, but I think we have a spark"
(Siler, only you can make an accident into a pickup line. -Carter)
77) "Let me invade your galaxy."
(Well, the Ori are clearly trying to mess with our heads. Must be getting desperate. -Jack)
(Kind of makes you wonder just what beings made of energy would do... -Janet)
(Doc. Your mind, it's in the gutter, might want to pick it up. -Jack)
56) "Just because I no longer have a physical body does not mean I know nothing of servicing another."
(That glowing ball of white light was an Ancient wasn't it? -Cam)
(I'm positive that was Oma Desala...-Daniel)
(This is one of the strange things I should be getting used to, huh? -Cam)
(Yeah. -Sam)
57) "In Nature, all beings eventually pair off. Would you be interested in this activity?"
(So, let me get this straight. The Nox snuck in, while invisible I might add, just to write a pick-up line? -Gen. Landry)
(Do we have to give you the "stranger things have happened" lecture again, sir? -Col. Carter)
(Hank, we travel through a big stone ring, that is kept 28 stories underground, to go to other planets. Everything about this place is weird. -Jack)