"I was thinkin'... say I meet some nice Japanese lady and I want to, you know, impress her. Get things off to a good start. Make her feel at home." He circled his hands as he spoke. "Is there anything I could say or do that might smooth the way to a little 'cultural exchange?'"
"Yeah. Try this. 'Ore wa hentai.' Works every time."
"Ore wa hentai." He repeated the phrase a few more times until he could say it smoothly.
"Not bad, my man. You'll have 'em eating out of your hand in no time." He stood up and thumped the car door. "Now get out there and keep the streets safe and clean. I'll call in when I get the chance, let you all know I got there okay. Sayonara!"--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
"Yeah. Try this. 'Ore wa hentai.' Works every time."
"Ore wa hentai." He repeated the phrase a few more times until he could say it smoothly.
"Not bad, my man. You'll have 'em eating out of your hand in no time." He stood up and thumped the car door. "Now get out there and keep the streets safe and clean. I'll call in when I get the chance, let you all know I got there okay. Sayonara!"--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.