ROTFL, Part II

[Rieverre]

Innortal's 'Naruto Omake Files' have, ironically enough, this omake in ch1:

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Outer Lee: If I can't do my one thousand push ups, then I have to do one thousand sit ups! If I can't do one thousand sit ups, then I'll do one thousand one handed push ups! If I can't do that-
Inner Lee: Then we have to do Sakura! If we can't do that, then we go do Ten-ten! If we can't do that, then we go do Hinata! If we can't do that, then we have to do Ino!
Outer Lee: Oh! What a naughty response! I cant do that! Gai-sensei says that will spoil my youth!
Inner Lee: No it won't! By doing the girls, we can show them how powerful our youth is!
Outer Lee: What a great idea that is! (mentally hugs his inner self) Inner Lee!
Inner Lee: (mentally hugs his outer self) Outer Lee!
Outer Lee: Inner Lee!
Inner Lee: Outer Lee!
Random person passing by #1: How long is he going to hug and feel himself?
Random person passing by #2: I dunno, but I rather not look any longer or else I'll blind myself.

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-Griever
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm