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If you train Sasuke to death, I'll... I'll.. Naruto started to threaten, but then paused, trying to think of a suitable punishment from depriving him of his best friend. Suddenly, he grinned, sending a two second glance in Rin's direction. Rin blinked in confusion at the mischievous look that had been directed at her. I'll burn all of your porn.
Kakashi started to say something in response but evidently had forgotten about the woman sitting next to him. Porn? Rin echoed shrilly, catching a suddenly nervous jonin's attention. Well, it was either her shrill voice or the sharp grip that she had suddenly acquired on his ear. You have porn? And your kids know about it?
Sakura cottoned on to Naruto's mischief making. Oh, yeah... Loads of it. she said, her voice deceptively mild. Her eyes, however, were glinting in amusement. He makes no effort to hide the fact he worships the great deity of porn.
Sasuke hid his smirk and nodded, careful to keep his face blank. Yes. He's even been so kind as to read portions of it out loud to us so we may get a taste of what is to come. Their arms crossed over their chests, Sakura and Naruto nodded sagely in agreement.
Rin was outraged, the words 'innocent children!' and 'porn!' at the forefront of her mind. Kakashi was nervous, the words 'damn brats!' and 'pain!' dancing through his mind. And Inari was confused.
Hey, what's porn?
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.