From a megacrossover crackfic...
Edit: And, from another fic by the same author...
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Meanwhile, Shukaku was doing his best to drive Gaara insane.
I love you, you love me the raccoon crooned.
NO! MAKE IT STOP! Gaara cried as he tried to concentrate on writing his essay for Psychology Today (The Similarities of Schizophrenia and Demonic Possession).
This was the real reason hed been so willing to kill Washamaru. The bastard probably knew what would happen when hed showed him that tape of Barney
Edit: And, from another fic by the same author...
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Even Axilano seemed a bit disturbed by what was said (hed crossed his legs at the snipping gesture). Such a foul mouth, child, he said. Dont you know where children who speak like that are destined to go?
Jerry Springer, Keeper said. Can we get to the part were you die already?
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