I've been rereading one of my favorite Harry Potter fanfics around, and certainly the most ROFL worthy that I know, and here's my favorite part.
The Naked Quidditch Match (Quite possibly NSFW)
www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html
Quote:
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Ask you how?
What do you mean you "Mocked Voldemort"? Doesn't everyone?
Gin
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: Ask you how?
No, I actually "mocked" Voldemort.
Hey, Gin... how would you feel about being my right hand when I conquer Voldemort and take over the Death Eaters? Create a new regime of utter evil. You're a Weasley, you've proven to be devious and ingenious... and you have past history in this area.
Whattaya think?
As for the mocking:
"I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort
I DiD, I DiD
I did tee a bid bad Moldiemort"
HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
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To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: You DIDN'T?!
Harry! You DIDN'T?!
- Ginny
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: You DIDN'T?!
I did. Why? What's the worst he can do? Jump up and down shrieking, "Kill him! Kill him!"?
- HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
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To: Lucius Malfoy
From: Lord Voldemort
Fwd: Re: Re: Minions
Malfoy!
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
Your Lord & Master,
Voldemort
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To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Red Right Hand
Good point. Here's a thought... want to have a series of T-Shirts or robes made up with the "I Tink I Taw" emblazoned on the back? It'd send Moldiemort through the roof!
- Ginny
The Naked Quidditch Match (Quite possibly NSFW)
www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html