ROTFL: The comeback

[Jenova Silverstar]

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Neji's eyes narrowed in disgust... and confusion. Granted, he hadn't seen Hinata in quite some time, but her body language, even if it was indistinguishable to others, was completely different from what he remembered. And the readings he was getting from her aura had changed. Like he had expected, she didn't really want to be here. But the reasons were vastly different. He didn't know why, but for some reason, Hinata actually thought she could win.
He would enjoy crushing that confidence.
"You are fated to lose Hinata-sama. You are... not listening to a word I say."
"I could be enjoying a hot soak right now." Hinata muttered under her breath, barely loud enough for Neji to pick up. "Instead, I'm stuck dealing with this crap. This sucks."
Neji's eye twitched. If he didn't know better, he would say that this was an impostor. But the Byakugan would pierce any genjutsu, and the person before him was definitely Hinata.
It was then that he caught sight of her hands.
"How foolish. You think you can even survive this match, with gloves keeping you from using Jyuuken? I'll give you one chance, right now, to forfeit. If you don't... don't expect any mercy."
"Neji-nii-san? Get fucked."
Neji's eyes widened, then narrowed as a flush of rage took over his face. In the stands, Kiba was howling with laughter, and Shino's eyebrows nearly met his hairline. Kurenai's eyes had widened at this turn of events, and Asuma's ever present cigarette had fallen out of his mouth and was rolling across the floor. Naruto was grinning widely... Etna-san had taken the time to teach Hinata how to swear.
"So be it. Proctor, begin the match."
"Jeez, Neji-nii-san, you seem constipated. How long has it been since you last took a dump?"
The enraged redness in his face grew to nuclear proportions. In the stands, people were choking.
"Or maybe it's something else. Has it been a while since you were able to get some alone time with Palmela Handerson?"

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From Overlord a Naruto/Disgaea cross.
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
--Dr. Seuss