From chapter 15 of StudioPC's The Amazing Spiderwoman (a very strange Marvel-Sailor Moon crossover), which just appeared on the FFML last night:
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Quote:-- Bob
The blonde reached up and began flipping switches and the door to the cockpit hissed closed. Banner figured that was probably for the best as the cabin shuddered with the sounds of the engines powering up and the loudspeaker crackled to life with Sailor Moon's voice.
"Good Afternoon, Ladies and Youma, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard Moon Airlines Flight Last Ditch Attempt to save our lives to Earth. We'll be cruising just high enough not to hit anything as we attempt to outrun gamma radiation, a pissed off demigod, and the return of corduroy bell bottoms. This is a nonstop flight and no smoking will be permitted. Please insure that your seats are in their full and upright position, your tray tables have been stowed, and that your asses have been properly kissed goodbye. In the event of an emergency, we're all fucked. Thank you for choosing Moon Airlines and enjoy your flight."
The intercom did not shut off and everyone in the cabin heard Jupiter's worried question. "Sailor Moon, do you even know how to fly this thing?"
"Nope!" Sailor Moon replied cheerfully, "but it's a little late to be worrying about trivial details, don't you think?"
"Oh, God," Jupiter groaned as the intercom clicked off.
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...