ROTFL: The comeback

[Norgarth]

"Hold it!" Carlos demanded. "Do you have authorisation to be here?"

"Of course I do." Tostig growled.

Carlos peered around at the group following the warrior. "And these people?"

"Hi." Mitchell grinned. "Say, look behind you, it's a diversion!"

"A what?" Carlos snapped around, realising half a second too late that it was a very stupid trick to fall for. He grimaced and prepared the
inevitable painful strike that was going to render him unconscious. He was not disappointed.

From 'Chronicles of the Crusade Book 2' chapter 2

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3140820/2/C ... _Long_Road
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