Quote: Jeap wrote:
Harry stared and demanded, "How the hell did that fit up there?"
"A regulation Hogwarts skirt goes from waist to knee, which in my case is exactly 21 inches, more than enough room to hide a knife of this size,"
Hermione replied, "but of course, it's simply not practical for me to carry this on my person at all times, so I created a portal-"
"There's a magical portal up your skirt?!" Harry demanded, staring at Hermione in a completely new way.
"There's a magic portal up every girl's skirt," Hermione replied smugly.
"This is like the scariest sex ed class I've never had," Harry declared, looking suitably freaked out.
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