Here's a few from fics I've recently read:
"Don't think of it as Voldemort, think of it as a leather upholstered
Chihuahua," Harry replied...
-- from "Oswald the Ottoman", by lunakatrina
"Ever get the feeling Akagi-sensei is actually smart enough to say one thing
while thinking something else entirely?" Shigeru whispered to Makoto.
"How mean!" Maya had to defend her sempai. "She's not deliberately
incrutable..."
"She's not that hard to figure out. You just need to read the subtitle of her
thoughts. It's got this distinctive yellow italic font. Yours is green, Maya
gets light blue. Unless this is the dub, in which case you might miss it against
the background noise."
His friends stared intently at him.
"I said nothing. This conversation never happened." he added quickly.
-- Shinji and Warhammer40k, chapter 22, by Charles Bhepin
"Mudblood," Amaris repeated softly, testing the word on her tongue. She had
a contemplative look on her face, which dissolved into determination. "I do not
like that mortal, father. May I go and kill him now?"
"What?" Harry asked, surprised. He scowled and rounded on his daughter
fiercely, indignation burning in his eyes. "No! No daughter of mine will ever
be convicted of murder!"
"I understand," Amaris said dejectedly.
"You have to wait until it's dark when nobody's usually looking and then kill
him," Harry finished. "That way, you won't get caught."
"Ah," Amaris said with dawning understanding. "I understand."
"I'm sure you do," Harry said dryly.
-- from The Denarian Knight, chapter 26, by Shezza88
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
"Don't think of it as Voldemort, think of it as a leather upholstered
Chihuahua," Harry replied...
-- from "Oswald the Ottoman", by lunakatrina
"Ever get the feeling Akagi-sensei is actually smart enough to say one thing
while thinking something else entirely?" Shigeru whispered to Makoto.
"How mean!" Maya had to defend her sempai. "She's not deliberately
incrutable..."
"She's not that hard to figure out. You just need to read the subtitle of her
thoughts. It's got this distinctive yellow italic font. Yours is green, Maya
gets light blue. Unless this is the dub, in which case you might miss it against
the background noise."
His friends stared intently at him.
"I said nothing. This conversation never happened." he added quickly.
-- Shinji and Warhammer40k, chapter 22, by Charles Bhepin
"Mudblood," Amaris repeated softly, testing the word on her tongue. She had
a contemplative look on her face, which dissolved into determination. "I do not
like that mortal, father. May I go and kill him now?"
"What?" Harry asked, surprised. He scowled and rounded on his daughter
fiercely, indignation burning in his eyes. "No! No daughter of mine will ever
be convicted of murder!"
"I understand," Amaris said dejectedly.
"You have to wait until it's dark when nobody's usually looking and then kill
him," Harry finished. "That way, you won't get caught."
"Ah," Amaris said with dawning understanding. "I understand."
"I'm sure you do," Harry said dryly.
-- from The Denarian Knight, chapter 26, by Shezza88
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.