Awkward male bonding scene from the show Avatar: The Last Airbender episode The Boiling Rock: Part 1.
Sokka: Really? You didn't leave behind anybody you cared about?
Zuko: Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
Sokka: That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
Zuko: Yeah. Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
Sokka [completely straight-faced]: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko [also completely straight-faced]: That's rough buddy.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"
Sokka: Really? You didn't leave behind anybody you cared about?
Zuko: Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
Sokka: That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
Zuko: Yeah. Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
Sokka [completely straight-faced]: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko [also completely straight-faced]: That's rough buddy.
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Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"