ROTFL: The comeback

[Black Aeronaut]

These are actually from one of the Full Metal Panic! light novels, and one that was never animated. Most unfortunate as it would have made a wonderful
addition to the Fumofuu series. Setting is a school play featuring Kaname as Cinderella and Sousuke as the Fairy Godmother. The last bit was that part that
really killed me though.

Chidori: "Thanks, but how am I supposed to get to the ball?"

Sousuke: "No problem. Do as I say. First, bring me a pumpkin, four mice, a lizard..."

Chidori: "Okay..."

Sousuke: "And an assault rifle, one shotgun..."

Chidori: "What...?"

Sousuke: "Two dozen grenades, 160 rounds of 5.56mm bullets, three cases of C4, and six Claymore mines...."

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Chidori: "Oh no, the clock struck twelve!!"

Sousuke: "Hurry up! We've gotta get out of here?"

Chidori: "Why are you here?"

Sousuke: "My service includes after care to help you escape"

Chidori: "What's that in your hand?"

Sousuke: "It's a magic Remington M870. It comes pre-equipped with a rubberball slug."

Chidori: "And what's that? A magic hand grenade?"

Sousuke: "No, this is a HOLY HAND GRENADE. Legend has it that King Arthur himself used it."

(Reference to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." The author, Gatoh Shoji is a self-proclaimed Monty Python buff.)