From the recently released chapter of of Taking Sights on Fanfiction.net...
BWAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!
Quote: Mister E. Tachiki knocks on his door an hour before dawn. Gendo briefly fantasizes about having his Section-2 escort kill him execution-style. Instead heNow excuse me while I go someplace to die laughing.
shucked off his boxers and answered the door in the buff.
"Commander Ikar-FUCK!"
"No, but thank you for the offer." Evenly, he asked the shorter man, "I assume you have a good reason for waking me?"
BWAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!