ROTFL: The comeback

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

From Warpwizard, a daydream that might become a fic:

Rei floated, suspended and protected from the claim of gravity by the blood-smelling amber thickness of LCL.




Concentrating, Rei remotely activated the program that she had earlier fed into the controls of the AARS (Awareness Amplification and Recording System) whose
activation chamber she was floating in.




* * *




In the upper levels of NERV, Shiguru groaned as a message popped up on his screen declaring that his "important work related download" aka porn,
was being sent to the back of the queue. He glanced around and saw the same message on all the workstations in view.




"What the hell is using up so much outside bandwidth?"




* * *




Rei opened her eyes.




"Internet downloaded. LOLwut."




Rei anticipated using her new skillz to blow Shinji's mind.




"He will be...experienced. Fuzzy handcuffs are go!"




* * *




This led to a scene with Rei declaring, to hilarious effect, "Don't worry Ma'am. We're from the Internet."

--Sam

"Egad! Too much anatomy!"