"Eek!! A cockroach!" Ukyo froze at the sound of the dreaded cry. She quickly looked over at the tables where a very short bipedal creature covered in
a spiky chitinous shell was viciously beating a customer. The other clients were either engaged in attempting to fend off other similar creatures or running
towards the door. Ukyo felt her heart sink, this was incredibly bad for business.
Journey, a Ranma fanfic
And a touch later in the same fic...
"Well, that is a bit odd. Leviathan has always been petty, with a rather wide cruel streak, but this seems to go a bit beyond that. Did you perhaps
catch her attention in some manner."
"Yeah...she was pounding away at Ammit. She wasn't really winning or nuthin, but I could tell she was delaying us enough that Mephisto might
actually get there in time. So I caught her attention, and gave Ammit enough breathing space to go on the offensive."
"Exactly how did you catch her attention?" Nabiki inquired, smirking as she guessed the answer.
"Well the usual things you say in battle. You know."
"Ranma! You didn't…call her names or something. Did you?" Akane asked, knowing the answer.
"Well I might have said something about her being uncute."
The females in the group gave a collective groan. "Ranma don't you know that's the worst thing you can say to a woman!" Akane
exclaimed.
"So you don't think it was the 'built like a brick' comment or the comparison to an ox? Well, if that's all, she can't be too
angry," Ranma innocently stated.
Okay, one more quote, still the same story...
"What did Thoth give you?" Jess moved from the corner she'd been sitting in and walked over to Nabiki. Together they sat on the couch and
looked over Thoth's gift. Kasumi started dusting the guests.
"Hmm. 'How To Become A Priest Of Thoth In Ten Easy Steps, written by Thoth'," Nabiki started to read the book, with Jess looking over her
shoulder. It promised to be an interesting week.
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
a spiky chitinous shell was viciously beating a customer. The other clients were either engaged in attempting to fend off other similar creatures or running
towards the door. Ukyo felt her heart sink, this was incredibly bad for business.
Journey, a Ranma fanfic
And a touch later in the same fic...
"Well, that is a bit odd. Leviathan has always been petty, with a rather wide cruel streak, but this seems to go a bit beyond that. Did you perhaps
catch her attention in some manner."
"Yeah...she was pounding away at Ammit. She wasn't really winning or nuthin, but I could tell she was delaying us enough that Mephisto might
actually get there in time. So I caught her attention, and gave Ammit enough breathing space to go on the offensive."
"Exactly how did you catch her attention?" Nabiki inquired, smirking as she guessed the answer.
"Well the usual things you say in battle. You know."
"Ranma! You didn't…call her names or something. Did you?" Akane asked, knowing the answer.
"Well I might have said something about her being uncute."
The females in the group gave a collective groan. "Ranma don't you know that's the worst thing you can say to a woman!" Akane
exclaimed.
"So you don't think it was the 'built like a brick' comment or the comparison to an ox? Well, if that's all, she can't be too
angry," Ranma innocently stated.
Okay, one more quote, still the same story...
"What did Thoth give you?" Jess moved from the corner she'd been sitting in and walked over to Nabiki. Together they sat on the couch and
looked over Thoth's gift. Kasumi started dusting the guests.
"Hmm. 'How To Become A Priest Of Thoth In Ten Easy Steps, written by Thoth'," Nabiki started to read the book, with Jess looking over her
shoulder. It promised to be an interesting week.
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.