The funniest in-character Snape moment I've ever seen:
From chapter 29 of Backwards With Purpose, probably the only Harry Potter Peggy Sue that rivals Nightmares of Futures Past.
Pronounced "shy guy."
Quote: "No, no, no!" Neville shouted. His face was flushed with drink, and he downed two inches of firewhiskey in one gulp. "That would
never work, Hermione. I think we should make her write with a great big blood quill that cuts right through her heart…"
"Even blood quills are fallible, Longbottom," Snape said coldly. "Have you not learned anything at all in the five years of your magical
education? Umbridge has no heart. Even if the quill were the size of Hagrid, it would still be impossible."
"We could just use a big knife," Sirius pointed out. "And cut out her lungs."
"You are as foolish as always, Black," Snape said. "If she is one of the undead - as I highly suspect she is - then she does not have to
breathe. We will have to decapitate her."
From chapter 29 of Backwards With Purpose, probably the only Harry Potter Peggy Sue that rivals Nightmares of Futures Past.
Pronounced "shy guy."