From Chicks Dig Giant Robots, by Rorschach's Blot:
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Quote:-- Bob
"Shinji," Misato screamed into the radio. "What did you just do?"
"Dad gives me a really cool laser rifle and you don't expect me to play with it?" Shinji asked with a smirk. "What are you nuts?"
"You vandalised the moon and destroyed several satellites," Misato screamed.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," Shinji said with a hurt look on his face.
"So you expect us to believe that some other boy in a giant robot wrote on the moon with a giant laser?" Misato asked sarcastically.
"When you put it that way," Shinji said. "Yes, yes I do."
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...