ROTFL: The comeback

[Bob Schroeck]

OOooh, I just gotta answer that one with a snippet from the Harry Potter Step, as off-topic as it might be:

"You must be swift as a coursing river,
With all the force of a fierce typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!"

The instant the song ended, the entire DA collapsed to the floor.
For several minutes, the only sound in the room was a chorus of
deep, gasping breaths. Then, finally, Ron Weasley propped
himself up on one elbow and glared at me. "What the bloody
hell," he panted between breaths, "was *that*?"

"Ron!" Hermione squeaked breathlessly. "Luh- *Language!*"

"That, my dear Ronald, was your first training montage."

-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.