ROTFL, Part II

[Aleh]

From an Anime addventure thread in which Ranma gets a seriously messed up curse (those of you familiar with KOTOR should be able to guess what his curse is):

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Anything further that might have been said instantly died as a heavily battered panda flew over the outlying wall of the Tendo abode, and slammed into the ground. The creature shakily stood up, backing away from the wall and dropping into a defensive stance. Before any of the members of the Tendo family were able to recover enough senses to speak, a seven foot tall man made entirely out of metal jumped over the wall, creating a small crater in the ground when it landed.
In a synthesized voice that clearly held barely-restrained anger, it said: "Declaration of Intent: If you think you can decide who I am to be marrying, and expect me to just follow along with another of your insipidly moronic plans, you are clearly in need of psychological treatment, you walking mound of dessicated excrement!! Sarcastic Query: Were you inebriated beyond the ability to think rationally when you came up with this brilliant idea of yours; or had you merely suffered from one too many blows to the head!?"

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