More Random Naruto Crack:
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Quote:"My name is Arthur Dent and I like tea. I dislike Thursdays. I could never get the hang of them."--
Kakashi thought: "Well, that explains the pyjamas and the bathrobe."
Arthur continued: "My hobby is flying and my dream for the future is to never hear the word bypass again"
"Call me Ford Prefect. I like traveling and the fact that ninjas have an expense account. I dislike staying in boring places and my hobby is looking for interesting ones. My dream for the future is to go on a all expenses paid world tour."
"My name is Zaphod Beeblebrox. I like exciting new things and being excited by new things, especially girls. I dislike following the voices in my head, especially when they are my own. My hobby is creating newer and better drinks and my dream for the future is to become Hokage to abolish the ban on alcohol for Ninjas during missions!"
Kakashi closed his eyes and thought. "He has got my vote. I need a drink just from listening to these three."
"Who are you and what are you doing here?” Kakashi asked the figure in grey on the other end of the roof.
"My name is Marvin."
"And?"
"I am very depressed."
Kakashi just groaned.
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.