Quote:Three seconds into the new day ships began folding into the Sol system and kept arriving for almost two minutes before stopping. Minmei Lynn made her tallies and reported “Sir, Marduk ships stand at eight million six hundred and forty eight thousand nine hundred and sixteen. Setim ships stand at twelve hundred and twelve.”
The JDO and her much younger lover gulped and forwarded the report onwards and upwards.
“General Bernard, enemy force disposition indicates they will be using their contingency plan 23 Golf, begin spamming them” ordered Admiral Gloval after reviewing the enemy’s setup.
“Yes, sir” replied the Sandhurst graduate before keying the appropriate comm. code “Initiate spamming.”
Deep within Space Station Liberty in a mess hall converted into a makeshift operations center, the elderly man pressed the button and spoke into the golden microphone he’d used for decades and long thought would remain enshrined in the Radio Hall of Fame.
Over the enemy’s currently active subspace channel, the Marduk officers and their almost mindless metal head Zentreadi forces heard the sounds of human infants screaming, women shrieking, high power vacuum cleaners, loud slurping sounds, and finally a toilet flushing. A human male speaks in an over the top bombastic tone “That was the Caller Abortion Machine made famous, or maybe infamous, during the first few years of my Radio Hall of Fame show. Greetings and Salutations across the fruited system, welcome to the E.I.B, Excellence In Broadcasting Network, I’m your host Rush Limbaugh fresh out of retirement to welcome our illegal foreign alien invaders, now go home” after a longish pause, “Didn’t think that would work but had to give it a try all the same, but please while you’re here enjoy the best monologues, bits, and songs from my decades long most listened to radio program in the universe!”
Whoa, Toto, I Don't Think We're In Kansas Anymore - Macross II / Stargate: The Movie crossover.
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