Quote: blackaeronaut wrote:He's got a lot of uses. That's not one of them.
Quote: Over the enemy's currently active subspace channel, the Marduk officers and their almost mindless metal head Zentreadi forces heard the sounds of humanOh wow. I don't think the Geneva Convention even covers this. MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
infants screaming, women shrieking, high power vacuum cleaners, loud slurping sounds, and finally a toilet flushing. A human male speaks in an over the top
bombastic tone "That was the Caller Abortion Machine made famous, or maybe infamous, during the first few years of my Radio Hall of Fame show.
Greetings and Salutations across the fruited system, welcome to the E.I.B, Excellence In Broadcasting Network, I'm your host Rush Limbaugh fresh out of
retirement to welcome our illegal foreign alien invaders, now go home" after a longish pause, "Didn't think that would work but had to give
it a try all the same, but please while you're here enjoy the best monologues, bits, and songs from my decades long most listened to radio program in
the universe!"
Not that I'm a rabid republican, but it's good to see that guy put to proper use. *Evil Grin*
If you're going for the famous Macross Culture Attack, there are more performers than I can list who would do better. If you're going for
disorientation, run one of those hyper-sugary kids' anime at double-speed over the com. For disgust factor, might I suggest Howard Stern?
It is awesome, though.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.