ROTFL, Part II

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From a somewhat incoherent Naruto fic:

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Sakura and to a lesser extend Sasuke are worried about the unusual way Naruto is acting and decide to find out what is wrong with their usual amount tact NARUTO! which means none at all Why are you acting so weird? Sakura demands.
Huh? Naruto asks lazily What do you mean?
Grunting the pretty boy Sasuke mutters You are much to quiet, dobe.
Giving them both a lazy look Naruto quickly comes up with an excuse Well yesterday I was out in the forest surrounding Konoha when I found a weird plant I had never seen before. shrugging his shoulders he goes on Being curious I took it with me and looked it up in a book I got from ojisan a few years back. shaking his head as if to clear it he goes on Said something about it being Cannabis and it being a very relaxing plant. shaking his head once again he continues to speak So I put some of it in my ramen this morning because I was nervous and here I am as relaxed as can be. he finished grinning before adding for extra effect Oooh, look at all the pretty colors!
Sasuke heads out of the room while grunting Hn, your doped up, dobe. Just make sure you dont get in the way.
Hanging her head Sakura walks out of the room as well while muttering Of all the days for him to find drugs. she finished with a sigh.
Smirking a little Naruto whistles a little tune while thinking Cant believe they actually bought that.

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