Ranma/Tiny Toons... with Elmyra and Azusa as cousins.
For that matter... don't you think Azusa and Mikado would fit in beautifully at Ohtori?
...or for the "bizarre humor" value - an Utena/Ranma cross, where the point of the cross is that Akane (with comedic/slapstick aspects played up a bit, but shying away from the character bashing that often goes with) gets swapped in for Utena (having never met Ranma). You *try* to play it straight, but... well, she's going into a Rose Duel with a *mallet*...
"If I hit him on the head enough, he'll stay still while I try to hit the rose. Got it. It's a plan."
...and the Worlds Most Serious Pervert-Hater is the one who winds up with Wakaba hanging off of her and the Rose Bride engaged to her (and obedient to her every whim)...
"You What? I did What?"
(and then she immediately swears to keep winning just to make sure that her new... friend! That's it. Friend.... isn't left at the mercy of all of those grubby pervert boys.)
...and then there's her reaction to Touga...
"*WHAM*"
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Of course, there's all *sorts* of possibilities here, to tweak in other ways. Kodachi makes the obligatory appearance as a Black Rose Duelist, Tatewaki fits in a little *too* well, and then there's the whole other way to spin things...
so, how do you think Ranma would react to being forced into role as the Rose Fiancee? ...and Genma as Akio, handing out rose-marked engagement rings (though I daresay that "Kanae" would be better able to handle a sword in that case.)
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For the really warped mix, though, you go with NGE/Utena, with the Gendo/Akio fusion and the Rei/Anthy. It's actually pretty impressive how much of the Pure Crack Backstories could be made to mesh...
...or you could do both, just for an excuse to have plots that make absolutely *no* sense to the uninitiated.
For that matter... don't you think Azusa and Mikado would fit in beautifully at Ohtori?
...or for the "bizarre humor" value - an Utena/Ranma cross, where the point of the cross is that Akane (with comedic/slapstick aspects played up a bit, but shying away from the character bashing that often goes with) gets swapped in for Utena (having never met Ranma). You *try* to play it straight, but... well, she's going into a Rose Duel with a *mallet*...
"If I hit him on the head enough, he'll stay still while I try to hit the rose. Got it. It's a plan."
...and the Worlds Most Serious Pervert-Hater is the one who winds up with Wakaba hanging off of her and the Rose Bride engaged to her (and obedient to her every whim)...
"You What? I did What?"
(and then she immediately swears to keep winning just to make sure that her new... friend! That's it. Friend.... isn't left at the mercy of all of those grubby pervert boys.)
...and then there's her reaction to Touga...
"*WHAM*"
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Of course, there's all *sorts* of possibilities here, to tweak in other ways. Kodachi makes the obligatory appearance as a Black Rose Duelist, Tatewaki fits in a little *too* well, and then there's the whole other way to spin things...
so, how do you think Ranma would react to being forced into role as the Rose Fiancee? ...and Genma as Akio, handing out rose-marked engagement rings (though I daresay that "Kanae" would be better able to handle a sword in that case.)
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For the really warped mix, though, you go with NGE/Utena, with the Gendo/Akio fusion and the Rei/Anthy. It's actually pretty impressive how much of the Pure Crack Backstories could be made to mesh...
...or you could do both, just for an excuse to have plots that make absolutely *no* sense to the uninitiated.