I've seen doujinshi like that...
Well, okay, not with Haruhi in them.
But I can imagine Kyon pulling a pair of Haruhi off of Mikuru and telling them if they're so determined to grope someone they should grope each other, and them thinking that would be something unique to do...
-Morgan, ecchi."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)
Well, okay, not with Haruhi in them.
But I can imagine Kyon pulling a pair of Haruhi off of Mikuru and telling them if they're so determined to grope someone they should grope each other, and them thinking that would be something unique to do...
-Morgan, ecchi."Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)