Holy carp. I would pay good money to read something like that.
Revolutionary Girl Haruhi - starring Kyon as the Rose Groom. (Or Revolutionary Boy Kyon and Koizumi as the Rose Groom...)
Why no Rose Bride? Let's look at our potentials:
Haruhi - Do you really think she'd be so submissive? She'd be more likely to pull the sword out of her own chest and start hacking and slashing.
Mikuru - More likely, but Haruhi already owns Mikuru; where's the fun in seeing it again?
Yuki - It works, but it's not quite as funny. You know Kyon will get into a duel having no idea which side of the sword is the pointy end and she'll do a little "creative readjustment" with reality.*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org
Revolutionary Girl Haruhi - starring Kyon as the Rose Groom. (Or Revolutionary Boy Kyon and Koizumi as the Rose Groom...)
Why no Rose Bride? Let's look at our potentials:
Haruhi - Do you really think she'd be so submissive? She'd be more likely to pull the sword out of her own chest and start hacking and slashing.
Mikuru - More likely, but Haruhi already owns Mikuru; where's the fun in seeing it again?
Yuki - It works, but it's not quite as funny. You know Kyon will get into a duel having no idea which side of the sword is the pointy end and she'll do a little "creative readjustment" with reality.*********
Touched By His Noodly Appendage
www.venganza.org