Glasses coughed off to one side, but Naruto kept scraping at the insides of his skull. There was the whole issue about Chakra control, but that was something he'd probably have to train himself to. He could, of course, ask about training methods, and put that in queue. Finally, his mental fingers (which rather resembled sausages, and were just as graceful) brushed upon an unanswered question that, revealed to the light, irked him.
Okay. I have a question for you. Yesterday, I was talking with Kakashi-sensei and, well, I'm not really going to give you a context for this, but what the hell do katanas and sheathes have to do with hookers? He paused. And, there's another thing. What's the deal with pregnant people? I mean, babies do just appear, right?
Sarutobi halted mid-step, one foot inches off the ground, hands at his side. The position was so ludicrous that it appeared the old man would fall in a heap at any moment. Instead, the Hokage slowly rotated his head to Naruto with eyes that shone with the exact same shade of horror that had tinted Makoto's. "You were talking about hookers with your sensei?"
Naruto nodded vigorously. "Sasuke was there, too. I'm pretty sure he already knows about them, though. I mean, I think Kakashi was trying to be subtle about it, but Sasuke knew what he was talking about right off the bat."
One of the ANBU - Bear, possibly - made a sharp choking noise. Behind the Boar mask, the female ANBU seemed to be backing away. His clones glanced at each other, then at the Sandaime, whose normally coffee-colored skin was losing color so rapidly that he almost matched his robes.
"Kaede-san. No, Boar." The Hokage's voice was uneven and cracking with every syllable. "Tell Himura to rally an emergency assembly of the council. I want to break the speed record for the passing of a law."
"The law, Hokage-sama?" Boar's bow was light, little more than an inclination of her head, but her voice was deep and husky. Behind her mask, Naruto was sure that her eyes were darting at him.
"The proclamation that Hatake Kakashi will never be allowed to teach anyone about ..." The Hokage paused, his hands flailing and grasping in front of him while his mouth traced unreadable silent syllables. Finally, he inhaled sharply enough that clouds of dust gravitated towards him, stood up straighter, and finished in one rather high pitched sentence. "About sex or any act or deviation of it unless directly impacting the fate of a mission."
A Twist of Chance
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.
Okay. I have a question for you. Yesterday, I was talking with Kakashi-sensei and, well, I'm not really going to give you a context for this, but what the hell do katanas and sheathes have to do with hookers? He paused. And, there's another thing. What's the deal with pregnant people? I mean, babies do just appear, right?
Sarutobi halted mid-step, one foot inches off the ground, hands at his side. The position was so ludicrous that it appeared the old man would fall in a heap at any moment. Instead, the Hokage slowly rotated his head to Naruto with eyes that shone with the exact same shade of horror that had tinted Makoto's. "You were talking about hookers with your sensei?"
Naruto nodded vigorously. "Sasuke was there, too. I'm pretty sure he already knows about them, though. I mean, I think Kakashi was trying to be subtle about it, but Sasuke knew what he was talking about right off the bat."
One of the ANBU - Bear, possibly - made a sharp choking noise. Behind the Boar mask, the female ANBU seemed to be backing away. His clones glanced at each other, then at the Sandaime, whose normally coffee-colored skin was losing color so rapidly that he almost matched his robes.
"Kaede-san. No, Boar." The Hokage's voice was uneven and cracking with every syllable. "Tell Himura to rally an emergency assembly of the council. I want to break the speed record for the passing of a law."
"The law, Hokage-sama?" Boar's bow was light, little more than an inclination of her head, but her voice was deep and husky. Behind her mask, Naruto was sure that her eyes were darting at him.
"The proclamation that Hatake Kakashi will never be allowed to teach anyone about ..." The Hokage paused, his hands flailing and grasping in front of him while his mouth traced unreadable silent syllables. Finally, he inhaled sharply enough that clouds of dust gravitated towards him, stood up straighter, and finished in one rather high pitched sentence. "About sex or any act or deviation of it unless directly impacting the fate of a mission."
A Twist of Chance
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.