"You want to join this club, huh? Why?" Haruhi asked, steepling her fingers on the table in front of her like some plotting evil genius.
The three girls facing her traded as many glances among themselves, then the one with the ponytail said, "It seems more interesting than the alternatives."
The SOS-dan's founder and God-Empress nodded in satisfaction, then asked another question. "What are your qualifications?"
"I'm a mage," said the one with the short hair.
"I'm a ninja," said the one with the ponytail.
"I'm a clone," said the blonde.
Haruhi's eyes got very wide, and so did her grin. "YOU'RE IN!" she cried, exploding to her feet.
Guess. ^_^
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"I'm terribly sorry, but I have to kill you quite horribly now."