He's a sex object. He asks for sex and women object.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
9 out of 10 doctors say that the 10th doctor should mellow out.
Do not believe anything is foolproof. People tend to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool.
Us Dwarves may be short, but I prefer to think of myself as 'In weapons range of your groin.'
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it stampedes!
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Vuja De: That feeling you've never been here before.
Growing old is manditory. Growing up is optional.
Now there's a man who suffers from delusions of adaquacy.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Someone has to finish last in medical school, how do you know it's not your doctor?
I was passing by a cornerstore and saw 2 signs in the window. The 1st said "Clerk can not open safe." the 2nd said "Help wanted."
He's a legend in his own mind...
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
One who knows little, repeats it often!
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The Duckbilled Platapus, proof that even God gets stoned every once in a while.
Deja Moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Don't you wish you could turn up the intelligence on your TV sometimes? They've got one dial marked brightness, but that don't work.
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"What kind of idiot do you take me for?" "I dunno, how many kinds are there?"
Does your little mind ever get lonely in that big head?
welcome to Hosed. Population, You.
"I'm not the idiot you think I am"! "Oh? Then which idiot are you"?__________________
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin.
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
9 out of 10 doctors say that the 10th doctor should mellow out.
Do not believe anything is foolproof. People tend to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool.
Us Dwarves may be short, but I prefer to think of myself as 'In weapons range of your groin.'
A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Insanity doesn't run in my family, it stampedes!
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Vuja De: That feeling you've never been here before.
Growing old is manditory. Growing up is optional.
Now there's a man who suffers from delusions of adaquacy.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Someone has to finish last in medical school, how do you know it's not your doctor?
I was passing by a cornerstore and saw 2 signs in the window. The 1st said "Clerk can not open safe." the 2nd said "Help wanted."
He's a legend in his own mind...
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
One who knows little, repeats it often!
Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The Duckbilled Platapus, proof that even God gets stoned every once in a while.
Deja Moo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Don't you wish you could turn up the intelligence on your TV sometimes? They've got one dial marked brightness, but that don't work.
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
"What kind of idiot do you take me for?" "I dunno, how many kinds are there?"
Does your little mind ever get lonely in that big head?
welcome to Hosed. Population, You.
"I'm not the idiot you think I am"! "Oh? Then which idiot are you"?__________________
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin.
___________________________
"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin