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Life's a bitch.
Fuck it.
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I've made a startling discovery. More often than not, violence really is the answer. Now, if you'd excuse me? I can feel a pop quiz coming up.
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"What's the matter, asswipe. You scared mute or something?"
"No, I've just never seen the point of insulting people ..."
*WHAM*
"... when a punch to the face is worth a thousand words."
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*after a feared villain/opponent is faced in single combat, and reveals a tragic story of their past in the process*
Hero: "Let me tell you a little fact of life. Everybody's got a sob story. Doesn't mean I have to give a flying fuck."
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"Hey, don't worry, I have it on good authority that death isn't the end."
"It's not?"
"Sure. You can croak and all, but I'll still be here, right as rain."
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"You're fighting for what?"
"World peace."
"Ah. Admirable."
*throws a rock at his head, knocking him out*
"There you go, mission accomplished. We feeling good yet?"
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I'd say 'up yours' but considering all the leather, you'd likely enjoy that too much.
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When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm
Life's a bitch.
Fuck it.
---
I've made a startling discovery. More often than not, violence really is the answer. Now, if you'd excuse me? I can feel a pop quiz coming up.
---
"What's the matter, asswipe. You scared mute or something?"
"No, I've just never seen the point of insulting people ..."
*WHAM*
"... when a punch to the face is worth a thousand words."
---
*after a feared villain/opponent is faced in single combat, and reveals a tragic story of their past in the process*
Hero: "Let me tell you a little fact of life. Everybody's got a sob story. Doesn't mean I have to give a flying fuck."
---
"Hey, don't worry, I have it on good authority that death isn't the end."
"It's not?"
"Sure. You can croak and all, but I'll still be here, right as rain."
---
"You're fighting for what?"
"World peace."
"Ah. Admirable."
*throws a rock at his head, knocking him out*
"There you go, mission accomplished. We feeling good yet?"
---
I'd say 'up yours' but considering all the leather, you'd likely enjoy that too much.
---
When tact is required, use brute force. When force is required, use greater force.
When the greatest force is required, use your head. Surprise is everything. - The Book of Cataclysm