According to my source, these are actual answers received on the California Department of Transportation's driving school exam. I have my doubts about that, but they're too funny not to pass on:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find my keys.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: My car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find my keys.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: My car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.