As Dirty Harry would say, a man's just got to know his limitations:
Mr. Fnord
http://fnord.sandwich.net/
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Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
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"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"
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In every fic with a sorting scene,
The Author includes a song.
With prose abused cruel and mean,
And they go on much too long.
The smart ones just include
The hats libretto from the canon.
The others, well theyre just rude,
And quite abusive to the fanon.
For this fic, lets just assume
The hat was verbose and quite witty.
Because my poetry will clear a room,
It really is that shitty.
For you purists who need the fic to have a sorting song,
And lacking the same would drive you to try to pick a bone.
I would suggest you should please yourself and surely do no wrong,
If you were to reread the verse from the book about the stone.
Mr. Fnord
http://fnord.sandwich.net/
http://www.jihad.net/
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery
FenWiki - Your One-Stop Shop for Fenspace Information
"I. Drink. Your. NERDRAGE!"