Appreciation: Of Screwed-up Posting

[SkyeFire]

It's "ordnance," not "ordinance." It's minor, I know, but it happens to be one of my pet peeves....
(FTR: Ordnance is military hardware, an ordinance is a legal regulation)
Finally! Someone used a *nuke* in Naruto!World. I wonder what the various Major Powers thought of the resulting crater (I'm assuming Recca used something relatively subtle, say a SADM-style nuke in the sub-kiloton range). Of course, I can't help but wonder what if anything he did about fallout and lingering radiological contamination in a world where such things are completely unknown....
He carries a bottle of Sarin *on his person*?!? I sure hope it's extremely durable -- I don't care if *he's* immune (and just how the heck did THAT happen?), but that bottle getting smashed open by a jutsu (say, something on the scale of the Gatsuuga) would have *nasty* blue-on-bluye potential unless everyone was in the open and Recca was standing downwind...
...the Dirty Pair are a *perfect* import into Naruto!World.
Is it just me, or is there a certain irony to Recca harping on Sasuke's emo-ness and obsession while being (apparently) completely blind to his own version of the same problem?
...just how much Our!World stuff got dragged into Naruto!World along with Recca, anyway?
...the specs for Hiroshima no jutsu are.... oy!
Though, "ten thousand years ago"? If that's the tack you're taking in relating N!W to O!W, things could get interesting.
...Like using Barney tapes as a torture technique. That comes a bit close to breaking the "serious" tone of the story, but since it's not a plot-affecting item, it gets by.
HAGGIS?!? Good ghods, man, is there no *limit* to your *cruelty*?
(As a Scot-descendant myself, I have to confess that Haggis holds no appeal for me. However, I'm immune to bagpipe torture -- I love the things, as long as they're played *well.*)
Summoning contracts call up items from the past? Huh! But then... where did beings like Gamabunta and the Kyuubi *come* from?

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By the time I'm done teaching him, his enemies will be more afraid of him than they are of my old genin team... and that's saying something."

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Considering that his genin team consisted of Recca-who-creates-nuclear-detonations-through-jutsus *and* the "Dirty Pair"....
...."Kitty of Borg"?????(!)
"Great Cataclysm" and "Ages of Magic" -- you're taking some shots at Sailor Moon, aren't you?
"Silver Queen" is obvious, but who are the "Immortal Sage" and the Divine Emperor?
Really likes the smell of napalm in the morning, eh?
"Taijutsu attack: BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!"

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Sasuke, while not nearly as enthusiastic as Naruto, was also devouring is meal,

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Spelling typo: his, not is.

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if I had to do that I'd actually have to *ration* my use of C4 on longer missions. As it was, I already had to tone down the explosions to avoid getting yelled at by the Third. Oh, well. Even if I was limiting myself to two or three tons of the stuff per opponent, that much ordinance was usually enough to take out an enemy ninja if it went off at point-blank range.

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.....eeep.

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"What... how can we apologise? What would be enough? For something like this..."
I snorted. "Short of a harem of devoted sex-slaves?" I sarcastically asked before finishing my jutsu. "I can't think of anything." With those words, I vanished in a swirl of leaves. In retrospect, if I'd known the chaos that last comment would cause... I'd probably still have made it.

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Okay, between this and the "Sasuke on Prozac" comment, I am now *officially* terrified.
Lemonaid? Either that's a typo, or there's a reference I'm not getting.
The BFG... duplicated via a hundred+ shadow clones. I'm running for the hills-- no, I'm emigrating to Mars, NOW.
Gojira and Gamera as summons creatures... PURE! WIN!
Why *cows*? And are they spherical?
...okay.... so Naruto's mother was a descendant (and near-duplicate) of Tomoe Hotaru?

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With that in mind I brought Naruto over to my desk and pulled my illustrated copy of the Kama Sutra off of the shelf that I unofficially labeled "materials to bribe Jiraiya with". I hoped that Naruto would find it useful and, in one of what I considered one of my more brilliant matchmaking moves, I'd spent a bit of time searching for a copy that featured models who bore a close resemblance to Naruto and Hinata. I'd succeeded quite well, I liked to think, within the boundaries provided by Naruto and Hinata's ages and their... more distinctive physical features (in other words, the byakugan and the marks on Naruto's cheeks).

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Well, that cinches it -- Recca isn't just a bastard, he's a *dirty* bastard.
Clear gemstone? Uh oh, I--
ARGH! Saturn sign! Oh, CRAP.....
"Apparently, I'd been using the Ginzuisho as a paperweight..."
Saskue ODing on Prozac seems a bit odd -- he's not that dumb, especially when he doesn't even know what the stuff really is.