Mahou Kunoichi Lyrical Nanoha

[Valles]

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Why do the Gray Men speak Spanish?

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I'll say this straight out, since there's no graceful way to mention it 'in character' - they don't. More to the point, neither do their Devices.
Nor, as a matter of fact, do Bardiche and Raging Heart speak English, or Levantine, Graf Eisen, and Klarer Wind German. For the sake of my own convenience, I'm ruling that in this AU, what we're hearing as English and German is actually being translated from Midchildian and Velkan, respectively. Now, it does happen that those languages use the same phonemes with roughly the same frequency as the ones that are subbing in for them, but otherwise...

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Suggest: "their identity and origin cannot be determined".

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Er, yeah. Oops... ^_^;;;
Ja, -n
((I can just imagine poor Senator Kinsey's heart attack.)
My heart weeps.)
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