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However, Xans victory was soon turned to shock and horror, emotions that Xan was getting sick of using.
Now youve done it, you fool! The parrot said, in nearly flawless orcish. Xan had heard of a parrot speaking common, but orcish was considered to be too complex.
You...can talk orcish? Xan said in disbelief.
I should. Ive lived on Draenor for ages, the parrot replied, still sitting on Longshores shoulder even as the man lay dead on the ground. At least, until that damn Legion started opening up rifts in space. Now I need to use inbred meatbags like Baron Longshore just to stay alive.
...you do who to the what now?
Watch, blue man. At this, a previously hidden cable protruding from the back of the parrots neck reared out of its feathers. Xan traced this cable all the way back to the base of Baron Longshores skull. The parrot gave a yank, and the organic cable came free with a sickening squelch.
The strange, very un-parrot-like appendage slithered back into the parrots feathers, and the bird detached itself from Longshores shoulder. On his shirt, there were large imprints of the birds talons. Now, thanks to you, I need a new host. I think you can figure out where this is going...
Longshores parrot flew at him, faster than Xan thought possible. He slapped it away, drawing his dagger and jabbing threateningly at the vicious bird. Chill, mon. You can get betta den me. I know a paladin you could...
Quiet! The parrot shrieked, darting forward and circling above his head. We will rise on this planet, just as we did on Draenor! So far, I am the only one...but there will be more! More, I tell you! Occasionally, the demonic parrot would dive and attempt to land on Xans shoulder, but the troll made sure to keep moving. The seas will run red with the blood of- the beasts words ended abruptly in a gargle as it impaled itself on Xans knife, too absorbed in its own speech to watch where it was flying.
Xan grimaced as he pushed it off his blade, and as soon as it hit the ground it exploded in a blast of dark magic. Xan stared at the spot, where not even a magical burn was left in the ground. No evidence. Of course.
Xan looked to his unconscious partner, and shook his head. It would be best to leave that part of the battle out of his explanation.