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3. There is no incident of Harry ever encountering a UPS truck anywhere in canon.
Deliveries in the Wizarding World are usually made by owls...
Harry's gotten around London at least once by hitching a lift on the Knight Bus...
Conflate those, and we get someone who makes deliveries because he can't sleep nights - a Knight Owl.
Maybe he speaks parcelmouth, but only when the sun's down.
(Sorry, I'll go find something more productive to do before this turns into a Piers Anthony crossover...)
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