The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever

[ECSNorway]

A pastiche of "The Shortest Novel Ever", whose original author I forget. It went like this:
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.--
"I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered...
R!
DOROTHY!
WAYNERIGHT!
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.