The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever

[Morganite]

The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
It was the last woman on Earth.
-Morgan, whether or not she'll sleep with him is outside the scope of this project?"Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!"
-Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
---(Not really)