Quote:I like it.
Uber-Muggle, huh? Lemmie see if I can't up the ante a little with some crossover action...
The world's greatest mad scientist needs access to the world's greatest repository of magical knowledge. Not being magical herself, she takes a job as Muggle Studies professor just to get inside the Hogwarts door. Once inside, she finds yet another megalomaniac threatening world domination ("Do they have an assembly line for these idiots or something?"and a reluctant savior who could use some help. And a deathray, because everything goes better with deathrays.
I give you Harry Potter and Agatha Heterodyne in: (insert MacGuffin plot widget here)
Whaddya think, sirs?
Draco: "Pah, you're just a stupid muggle..."
Agatha: "Kneel, you Miserable Minion!"
Draco: (grovelling) "yesmistress"
Hermione: "Really, that's just - Ron, why are you on your knees?"
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.