...and here, my brain was going in a completely different direction.
Who do we know, after all, who is well-known in his own canon for having no magic except an absolute immunity to the magics of others?
Bink from Xanth.
Of course, he doesn't really have enough clue about anything to be a professor *of* anything. Perhaps it would be more entertaining to have him wander into the Ministry? Especially after the Death Eater takeover. Bink's got at least a *little* heroism in him, and it would be really entertaining to see the Dark types trying to deal with a bumbling, good-natured Muggle who simply could not be stopped.
Who do we know, after all, who is well-known in his own canon for having no magic except an absolute immunity to the magics of others?
Bink from Xanth.
Of course, he doesn't really have enough clue about anything to be a professor *of* anything. Perhaps it would be more entertaining to have him wander into the Ministry? Especially after the Death Eater takeover. Bink's got at least a *little* heroism in him, and it would be really entertaining to see the Dark types trying to deal with a bumbling, good-natured Muggle who simply could not be stopped.