Here are a few snippets of fanfic dialogue that have bubbled up from the twisted depths of my imagination. Anyone disturbed enough to want to run with one of these is free to do so:
"I who lived seven lives at once"
"HA! I can do better than that! Shadow Replication Technique!"
"Remus, I had this terrible nightmare. I was some sort of secret agent, but everywhere I went, I kept talking about using a Muggle invention, Interweb or something like that, to buy car insurance"
"Tell me, Tom, do you know how the Chinese dark lord Lo Pan was defeated? By a muggle at that?"
"If he was defeated by a mere muggle, then he wasn't much of a wizard, Potter."
"Then that's a no?"
THWOCK!
"As Jack Burton says, it's all in the wrist, Tom."
"Light SideDark SideI'm the guy with the lightsaber."
There you go.
--The Twisted One
"Welcome to Fanboy Hell. You will be spending eternity here, in a small room with Jar-Jar Binks and Dobby the house-elf."
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."
--Voltaire
"I who lived seven lives at once"
"HA! I can do better than that! Shadow Replication Technique!"
"Remus, I had this terrible nightmare. I was some sort of secret agent, but everywhere I went, I kept talking about using a Muggle invention, Interweb or something like that, to buy car insurance"
"Tell me, Tom, do you know how the Chinese dark lord Lo Pan was defeated? By a muggle at that?"
"If he was defeated by a mere muggle, then he wasn't much of a wizard, Potter."
"Then that's a no?"
THWOCK!
"As Jack Burton says, it's all in the wrist, Tom."
"Light SideDark SideI'm the guy with the lightsaber."
There you go.
--The Twisted One
"Welcome to Fanboy Hell. You will be spending eternity here, in a small room with Jar-Jar Binks and Dobby the house-elf."
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."
--Voltaire