Fic Fragments

[Norgarth]

I'm not sure what the first one was refering to (although I assume it was Naruto responding)
The other three were quite amusing. The third has inspired this bit of lunacy:
"The Chinese have a lot of hells, Tom. And thanks to your horcrux's I can send you to a variety of them."__________________
666-HELL The phone number of the Beast
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin